The Alpha Omega of: Why I am an Awful Writer.

September 27, 2010 at 10:03 pm (Art, For Larks, Observations) (, , )

A is for Almost,
B is for Blast
and C for those Constant
Confusions I Cast.

D makes Disaster
for all Else, my E,
F brings the Fuck ups
and Grievance with G.

H is for Hatred
for myself (that is I),
for the J that is Jaded,
and L, that I Lie.

M is my Mindset
and P is my Pen,
O is for Obvious –
I’m (Q)uite sick of them.

R is for Really
I could if I tried,
S is for Soddit:
my T – Temper decides

how my U – Ultimate
V – Vision turns out.
W for a Writer whose awful at-
Xylophone, fuck!

But with a Y simply Yearns
to mimic her heroes
at the end of her pen spouts
Zip, Zilch, Zero.



  1. Jenny said,

    Yours is one of those blogs I read only sporadically and I always think, wow, this is good, and then I don’t read again for months and feel like I’ve missed out on a lot of stuff. You’re really *not* an awful writer, you know.

    Chin up, dear.


    • luciainfurs said,

      I read your blog in the same way too, actually. Not sure why it isn’t on my readomatic but it’s time to amend that!

      P.S. That would be an honour.
      P.P.S. I spent quite a long time wondering why “readomattic” was underlined by my spellcheck. Oh. Dear.

  2. Jenny said,

    P.S. May I add you to my blogroll? xxx

  3. Flix said,

    I like this poem.

  4. Darchen Jurusli said,

    I really like it, but un-needed explitives do not help.

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